Useless Powers (Forum game)

How do I play it?
Name any superpower you would like to have and the player below you limits it, making it useless. Right after, they will also name a power of their own.

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Example:
orochimarc: I would love to have the power of seeing through anything

Player #1:
But you become blind for the next 6 hours.
I would love to have superstrength

Player #2:
But you have very weak bones that cannot take the force

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Credit for this game goes to roxasmanny, an old player from the old forum.
The game was found on the web archive of naruto-boards.com and I thought that it would be lovely to have it back.

I would love to have super strength.

But you need to eat as much as Chouji to keep it.

I would love to have Omniscience.

But you need to eat as much as Chouji to keep it.

I would love to have Omniscience.

But you forget everything every 72 hours for 24 hours.

It would be very nice to be exactly like Human Torch from Fantastic Four.

But you're not resistant to fire & burn easily

I would like to be able to fly

But you're not resistant to fire & burn easily

I would like to be able to fly

but only 5 cm of the ground.

I would love to have Wolverine's healing ability.

but only 5 cm of the ground.

I would love to have Wolverine's healing ability.

But you have a pain tolerance of 0.

I would love that have a photographic memory.

But you have a pain tolerance of 0.

I would love that have a photographic memory.

but you have small capacity and you pretty much forget everything every 3 days.

Would be nice to have telekinesis.

But you cannot lift anything that weighs more than 5lbs.

I would like to time travel.

But you cannot lift anything that weighs more than 5lbs.

I would like to time travel.

But it is full random.

I would like to have the Spiderman's powers.

But Uncle Ben is killed by you.

I would like to transform to anything I want.

Except you can only transform into the opposite gender each time.

I would love to have x ray vision

But you can only see their bones.

I would love to fly.